#include <glib.h>
#include <hildon/hildon.h>
#include <math.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
#define ARENA_WIDTH 25
#define ARENA_HEIGHT 12
"robot about by tapping on any side of robot, or with the "
"cursor keys.";
-static char* messages[] =
- {
- "\"I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!\", sez Mr. T.",
- "That's just an old tin can.",
- "It's an altar to the horse god.",
- "A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!",
- "It's an old Duke Ellington record.",
- "A box of fumigation pellets.",
- "A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM.",
- "That's just a charred human corpse.",
- "I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.",
- "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?",
- "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?",
- "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.",
- "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).",
- "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.",
- "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.",
- "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!",
- "It's Richard Nixon's nose!",
- "It's Lucy Ricardo. \"Aaaah, Ricky!\", she says.",
- "You stumble upon Bill Gates' stand-up act.",
- "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.",
- "It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?",
- "It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.",
- "Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him.",
- "It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.",
- "Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!",
- "It's the local draft board.",
- "Seven 1/4\" screws and a piece of plastic.",
- "An 80286 machine.",
- "One of those stupid \"Homes of the Stars\" maps.",
- "A signpost saying \"TO KITTEN\". It points in no particular direction.",
- "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole.",
- "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.",
- "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.",
- "Just a pincushion.",
- "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.",
- "\"Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...\"",
- "It's just an object.",
- "A mere collection of pixels.",
- "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here.",
- "A marijuana brownie.",
- "A plush Chewbacca.",
- "Daily hunger conditioner from Australasia",
- "Just some stuff.",
- "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?",
- "A glorious fan of peacock feathers.",
- "It's some compromising photos of Babar the Elephant.",
- "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!",
- "It's the proverbial wet blanket.",
- "A \"Get Out of Jail Free\" card.",
- "An incredibly expensive \"Mad About You\" collector plate.",
- "Paul Moyer's necktie.",
- "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!",
- "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.",
- "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.",
- "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!",
- "Just a big brick wall.",
- "You found kitten! No, just kidding.",
- "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.",
- "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector.",
- "It's a Java applet.",
- "An abandoned used-car lot.",
- "A shameless plug for Maemo.",
- "A shameless plug for the UCLA Linux Users Group: http://linux.ucla.edu/",
- "A can of Spam Lite.",
- "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley.",
- "It's scenery for \"Waiting for Godot\".",
- "This grain elevator towers high above you.",
- "A Mentos wrapper.",
- "It's the constellation Pisces.",
- "It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!",
- "This kind of looks like kitten, but it's not.",
- "It's a banana! Oh, joy!",
- "A helicopter has crashed here.",
- "Carlos Tarango stands here, doing his best impression of Pat Smear.",
- "A patch of mushrooms grows here.",
- "A patch of grape jelly grows here.",
- "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!",
- "A geyser sprays water high into the air.",
- "A toenail? What good is a toenail?",
- "You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game.",
- "A Buttertonsils bar.",
- "One of the few remaining discoes.",
- "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman.",
- "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices.",
- "It's nothing but a G-thang, baby.",
- "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!",
- "This was no boating accident!",
- "Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!",
- "A livery stable! Get your livery!",
- "It's a perpetual immobility machine.",
- "\"On this spot in 1962, Henry Winkler was sick.\"",
- "There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.",
- "The World's Biggest Motzah Ball!",
- "A tribe of cannibals lives here. They eat Malt-O-Meal for breakfast, you know.",
- "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels.",
- "Look out! Exclamation points!",
- "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here.",
- "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?",
- "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird.",
- "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here.",
- "A large snake bars your way.",
- "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here.",
- "It's an ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?",
- "It's TV's lovable wisecracking Crow! \"Bite me!\", he says.",
- "Hey, look, it's war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.",
- "It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.",
- "A flamboyant feather boa. Now you can dress up like Carol Channing!",
- "\"Sure hope we get some rain soon,\" says Farmer Joe.",
- "\"How in heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?\" asks Farmer Al.",
- "\"Topsoil's all gone, ma,\" weeps Lil' Greg.",
- "This is a large brown bear. Oddly enough, it's currently peeing in the woods.",
- "A team of arctic explorers is camped here.",
- "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie.",
- "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.",
- "A trash compactor, compacting away.",
- "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!",
- "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.",
- "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.",
- "This balogna has a first name, it's R-A-N-C-I-D.",
- "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon.",
- "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!",
- "It's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky.",
- "This is an anagram.",
- "This object is like an analogy.",
- "It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere.",
- "The object pushes back at you.",
- "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized.",
- "\"There is no kitten!\" cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy.",
- "This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now.",
- "The dirty old tramp bemoans the loss of his harmonica.",
- "Look, it's Fanny the Irishman!",
- "What in blazes is this?",
- "It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game.",
- "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning.",
- "Tea and/or crumpets.",
- "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it.",
- "It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum.",
- "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth.",
- "It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.",
- "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.",
- "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.",
- "Plenty of nothing.",
- "Look at that, it's the Crudmobile.",
- "Just Walter Mattheau and Jack Lemmon.",
- "Two crepes, two crepes in a box.",
- "An autographed copy of \"Primary Colors\", by Anonymous.",
- "Another rabbit? That's three today!",
- "It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.",
- "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null.",
- "Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!",
- "It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away.",
- "A pizza, melting in the sun.",
- "It's a \"HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York\" novelty cup.",
- "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously.",
- "It's nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?",
- "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you.",
- "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent.",
- "A toilet bowl occupies this space.",
- "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!",
- "It's a solitary vaccuum tube.",
- "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten.",
- "\"Hi, I'm Anson Williams, TV's 'Potsy'.\"",
- "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974.",
- "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel.",
- "It's the missing chapter to \"A Clockwork Orange\".",
- "It's a burrito stand flyer. \"Taqueria El Ranchito\".",
- "This smiling family is happy because they eat LARD.",
- "Roger Avery, persona un famoso de los Estados Unidos.",
- "Ne'er but a potted plant.",
- "A parrot, kipping on its back.",
- "A forgotten telephone switchboard.",
- "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.",
- "It's an automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.",
- "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: \"Closed for the winter\".",
- "Just a moldy loaf of bread.",
- "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips.",
- "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)",
- "It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character.",
- "It's a copy of \"The Rubaiyat of Spike Schudy\".",
- "It's \"War and Peace\" (unabridged, very small print).",
- "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit.",
- "A robot comedian. You feel amused.",
- "It's KITT, the talking car.",
- "Here's Pete Peterson. His batteries seem to have long gone dead.",
- "\"Blup, blup, blup\", says the mud pot.",
- "More grist for the mill.",
- "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.",
- "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.",
- "It's \"Finding kitten\", published by O'Reilly and Associates.",
- "Pumpkin pie spice.",
- "It's the Bass-Matic '76! Mmm, that's good bass!",
- "\"Lend us a fiver 'til Thursday\", pleas Andy Capp.",
- "It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!",
- "You've found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!",
- "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape.",
- "It's the astounding meta-object.",
- "Ed McMahon stands here, lost in thought. Seeing you, he bellows, \"YES SIR!\"",
- "...thingy???",
- "It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know!",
- "The letters O and R.",
- "A magical... magic thing.",
- "It's a moment of silence.",
- "It's Sirhan-Sirhan, looking guilty.",
- "It's \"Chicken Soup for the Kitten-seeking Soulless Robot.\"",
- "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.",
- "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.",
- "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.",
- "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.",
- "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.",
- "It's a copy of \"Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance\".",
- "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse.",
- "A mason jar lies here open. It's label reads: \"do not open!\".",
- "A train of thought chugs through here.",
- "This jar of pickles expired in 1957.",
- "Someone's identity disk lies here.",
- "\"Yes!\" says the bit.",
- "\"No!\" says the bit.",
- "A dodecahedron bars your way.",
- "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing.",
- "It's a big smoking fish.",
- "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot",
- "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out.",
- "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here.",
- "It's a rotten old shoe.",
- "It's a hundred-dollar bill.",
- "It's a Dvorak keyboard.",
- "It's a cardboard box full of 8-tracks.",
- "Just a broken hard drive containg the archives of Nerth Pork.",
- "A broken metronome sits here, it's needle off to one side.",
- "A sign reads: \"Go home!\"",
- "A sign reads: \"No robots allowed!\"",
- "It's the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger.",
- "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.",
- "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie.",
- "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here.",
- "Just the empty husk of a locust.",
- "You disturb a murder of crows.",
- "It's a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA.",
- "It's Death.",
- "It's an autographed copy of \"Secondary Colors,\" by Bob Ross.",
- "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck.",
- "It's a DVD of \"Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten\", region encoded for the moon.",
- "It's Kieran Hervold. Damn dyslexia!",
- "A non-descript box of crackers.",
- "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors, Caffeine.",
- "\"Move along! Nothing to see here!\"",
- "It's the embalmed corpse of Vladimir Lenin.",
- "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner.",
- "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless."
- };
+GSList *nki = NULL;
+guint nki_count = 0;
GtkWidget *arena[ARENA_WIDTH][ARENA_HEIGHT];
GtkWidget *table, *window, *robot, *kitten;
int robot_x, robot_y;
-gboolean used[G_N_ELEMENTS (messages)] = { 0, };
+gboolean *used = NULL;
GdkPixbuf *robot_pic, *love_pic, *kitten_pic;
GtkWidget *animation_area;
do
{
- r = random() % G_N_ELEMENTS (messages);
+ r = random() % nki_count;
}
while (used[r]);
used[r] = TRUE;
- return messages[r];
-
+ return g_slist_nth_data (nki, r);
}
/****************************************************************/
}
/****************************************************************/
+/* Loading the non-kitten objects. */
+/****************************************************************/
+void
+ensure_messages_loaded (void)
+{
+ FILE *nki_file = NULL;
+ gchar *line = NULL;
+ gboolean headers = TRUE;
+
+ if (nki_count)
+ return;
+
+ nki_file = fopen ("/usr/share/rfk/non-kitten-items.rfk", "r");
+
+ if (!nki_file)
+ {
+ show_message ("Could not open list of non-kitten items! Must quit.");
+ exit (EXIT_FAILURE);
+ }
+
+ while (!feof (nki_file))
+ {
+ char newline;
+ fscanf (nki_file, "%a[^\n]%c", &line, &newline);
+
+ if (strcmp(line, "")==0)
+ {
+ headers = FALSE;
+ fscanf (nki_file, "%c", &newline);
+ free (line);
+ }
+ else if (headers)
+ {
+ /* we ignore all the headers for now */
+ free (line);
+ }
+ else
+ {
+ nki = g_slist_prepend (nki, line);
+ nki_count++;
+ }
+ }
+
+ fclose (nki_file);
+
+ used = g_malloc0 (nki_count);
+}
+
+/****************************************************************/
/* The ending animation. */
/****************************************************************/
g_set_application_name ("robotfindskitten");
srandom (time(0));
+ ensure_messages_loaded ();
+
window = gtk_window_new (GTK_WINDOW_TOPLEVEL);
gtk_window_set_title (GTK_WINDOW (window), "robotfindskitten");
gtk_widget_modify_bg (window, GTK_STATE_NORMAL, &black);
gtk_main ();
- return 0;
+ return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
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