An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?
Could it be… a big ugly bowling trophy?
A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.
-Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).
+Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid™.
A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.
A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.
ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!
It’s another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.
Leonard Richardson is here, asking people to lick him.
It’s a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.
-Your State Farm Insurance(tm) representative!
+Your State Farm Insurance™ representative!
It’s the local draft board.
Seven 1/4″ screws and a piece of plastic.
An original N800.