eval '(exit $?0)' && eval 'exec perl -wS $0 ${1+"$@"}'
& eval 'exec /usr/bin/perl -wS $0 $argv:q'
    if $running_under_some_shell;

# More utterly bizarreness from perlrun.  This one even doesn't work if
# there's a valid #! line on the first line.  I don't understand why....